There is something that you need to know about me. It is not a a very good thing but I will spill it anyway! ! I throw everything away, I mean everything. Put a piece of paper in my hand and within seconds it is torn into little bitty pieces and in the trash can before I even realize it. It is this fatal flaw that got me into serious
trouble today. If you haven't seen the weather channel let me tell you that there is a winter weather crisis in Tulsa, which is why I said yes when a nine month pregnant woman asked me to do a catering for only 6 people and only 30 minute notice.( Sometimes I'm just too nice). So after I took the order and wrote the address and the woman's phone number on a piece of paper, I promptly tore that piece of paper into little bitty pieces and threw it directly into the trash can. I did however remember that the address was on 16th and Cincinnati so I thought surely I could figure it out. WRONG!!! In my defense the reason that I couldn't figure it out was that the office was on top of a huge hill that 5 cars had gotten stuck on. I won't go into the bitter details of the story but lets just say that I ended up walking up the hill with two large boxes of food and dress shoes on. My feet were soaking wet and I was very very unhappy.
Just another day in the life of a trash can alcoholic. My name is Lori and I throw everything away!!
hey don't be blaming the prego people!! too funny!! glad you didn't fall...actually im surprised you didn't
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